We have a new hobby! We're even thinking of making this a business... Ever heard of Yoni Massage? According to Wikipedia
it's a 'Tantric massage that primarily focuses on the vulva and vagina'. There's a male counterpart to Yoni as well, it's Lingam massage. Both are described as a therapeutic way to relieve tension in the private areas. By common people known as 'sex' or 'masturbation'.
We're all for it though. After all, it sounds way nicer to ask someone if you can relieve them from tensions through a tantric massage then just 'grab em by the pussy'. You'll even get paid instead of sued! Same goes for the ladies, though apparently many men will probably choose a handjob over a Lingam massage. For both massages instruction videos can be found - since it's educational and not porn - on youtube. We're off to the store to stock up on oil now! Happy Hunning!